Ecco the dolphin
I am a time-traveling dolphin. An entity made of giant balls gave me the ability to breathe underwater, but this ability was recently stolen from me by aliens.
Sometimes I turn into a bird.
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Ecco the dolphin@lemmy.mlto Comics@lemmy.blahaj.zone•We got you this, Pop-pop! (Beetle Moses)5·2 days agoI love the detail of the Life Alert amulet on socks-with-sandals grandpa.
Shakespeare had no problem with singular they, by the way.
I also found it natural to use before I had a concept of those existing outside the gender binary. “Who left their umbrella?”
Mentioning semantic shift here doesn’t seem to do anything but make me imagine you are grandpa Simpson yelling at passing clouds.
Ecco the dolphin@lemmy.mlto Public Health@mander.xyz•Woman takes 10x dose of turmeric, gets hospitalized for liver damage10·3 days agoYou think that a woman who took 10x the recommended dose of something would listen to an AI instead of a label designed explicitly for this supplement?
Or are you saying that we should encourage folks to get advice from an AI and respect it as they would a medical professional?
Also, what do you mean, “available to everyone?”?? Its baked into google???
Also… Gemini seems to recommend 2000 mg at the top end of the range… Idk man, that’s real close to what she was taking daily. Seems bad!
Gemini probably sucks for this but I don’t think AI is a great idea for this anyway.
Ecco the dolphin@lemmy.mlto News@lemmy.world•Trump signs executive order calling for foreign tourists to pay higher national park fees51·10 days agoRude. Our public schools are not great and numbers are scary. You’re being discriminatory.
Ecco the dolphin@lemmy.mlto politics @lemmy.world•AOC Exposes Catch in “No Tax on Tips” Rule in Trump’s Budget1·12 days agodeleted by creator
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Thanks… but I wanted advice from a wizard, not one of their electric golems
Ecco the dolphin@lemmy.mlto Fuck AI@lemmy.world•You're Not Imagining It. People Actually Are Starting To Talk Like ChatGPT.32·15 days agoChat GPT is not art.
Its a case of matrix algebra simulating language through probabilistic likelyhoods imitating life imitating matrix algebra simulating language through probabilistic likelyhoods imatating life imitating matrix algebra simulating language through probabilistic likelyhoods.
Hello wizard,
May I ask what ur favorite “document management system” is (hopefully containerized in docker)?
Ecco the dolphin@lemmy.mlto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How dumb of an idea would it be to become a throuple?12·17 days agoIn a poly relationship with n members, there will be 2^n - n - 1 interpersonal relationships in play.
This is the cardinality of the power set of n, minus the number of singleton sets and the empty set.
Thought i would mention it, just in case you needed a quick way to calculate the number of relationships in ur polycule for ur therapist.
Its giving kitchen sponge
I don’t think its real. I searched for the text in on the google and only turned up this image.
I have seen people blatantly lie about stuff like this about China, but I can’t find this particular tweet.
Ecco the dolphin@lemmy.mlto Comics@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Silly Mr. Backwards (Nathan Bulmer)4·17 days agoI need to rewatch the movie Tenet
I don’t believe they should be harmed
No visas for Nazis
These statements are incongruent. I agree he’s a Nazi, though.
No justice, no peace.
The folks who bought the Enron trademark/brand/whatever are a satire group that graduated into actually running a scam.
Originally when they started doing this Enron stuff, it was pretty funny. As I understand it, an unrelated group launched a cryptocurrency and scammed people using the name Enron that wasn’t affiliated.
Then in Feburary, the satire group scammed people with their own crypto coin. If you are ironically doing a scam, you’re still running a scam. Don’t give “Enron” attention.
Nitter link to Enron’s crypto announce tweet
Coffeezilla video on situation
NGL, the Enron hoodie Coffezilla has on looks pretty nice. The satire peeps should have just stuck to selling Enron merch.
Horses aren’t real, but if they were I’d want them to get radiation poisoning
Ecco the dolphin@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.world•‘Martyrdom or Bust:’ Texas Man Caught Plotting Terror Attack Through Roblox ChatsEnglish15·23 days agoI think it’s notable what they didn’t find. No guns, weapons. No plane tickets. No bombs or bomb making equipment. No actual real plans, just aimless searches. This guy is young. You can find a picture of this guy online (I’m not going to link it. I think these sorts of sites should be illegal tbh).
My guess:
- Mentally ill, possibly mentally disabled
- Lives with mom/dad etc, probably unemployed or unable to find a “good” job (Not a moral failing. American society is not giving many options for young adults to live “complete” lives).
- Mom/dad/whoever notices how angry he is and installs a keylogger, because they don’t want him to become a mass shooter, and he’s a grown man still on Roblox.
- Immediately confesses everything to FBI
This guy needs a mental health intervention, not jail time. I have a hard time believing he is much of a public threat since they listed all the cool stuff they found in his house in the FBI charging documents but no guns/etc. This guy didn’t have a plan.
Highly recommend this podcast episode from Reveal: Lessons From a Mass Shooter’s Mother
not real
It’s from a satire website that is a decade old