I parallel parked too enthusiastically and tapped the front bumper of one of those old Volvos recently. May as well have just backed up into a 3” thick concrete wall. My Toyota is still vibrating from the impact.

I don’t get to travel for work but schedule my biweekly telehealth therapy appointments for midday.

Boss makes a dollar; I make a dime. I talk to my shrink on company time.

RIP Mia of the Gits