It’s bullshit space magic, it probably considers what Thanos thinks of as life. Why it snapped the birds is a different plot hole altogether, because it means he snapped away half the food, too.

“yeah I’m already pretty good at being condescending, I don’t need to pay you for that.”

Yeah, Anakin gotta die after that.

Someone made a good point that there are automated systems that depend on products having allergens clearly marked in datasheets.

Wait, then who are these people sitting at a table next to my bed, holding cards with numbers on them?

Man, I knowledged so hard today.

Nah the movies didn’t magically become good just because Lucas gave us homework.

When you have the money to fuck up.

Neuralink.

“if you are justice, please do not lie! What is the price for your blind eye?”

Either that’s true, and I can’t read your comment anyways, or it’s not and you’re a dipshit.

Oh no, you’re not better than anyone! Tragic.

Assholes like wiping shit off. Which is what the block button does to you.

Lol your reading comprehension.

Vegans: we’ll have only a little vegetable cruelty, as a treat.

Whatever keeps the high horse fed.

If you’re not paying attention, you hear the “I’m watching you” part, which is creepy as fuck.

I have no idea how anyone who’s even vaguely tuned into that song thinks it’s romantic.

Until climate change puts us out of our misery.

Either life on earth dies or the billionaires get their mad max hellscape to rule over. Human rights won’t really be anyone’s priority, then.

If blue still has any branch of government then this might have been a nothing burger. Yeah, we’d be set back 10 years but nothing unfixable.

Trump has absolutely no checks on his whims. Even the supreme Court is in lockstep. He could make it illegal to not be orange on day one and actually enforce it. Not everywhere equally, since blue states still exist. But we’ll see if trump doesn’t use military force on them.

Gaza was fucked no matter what, but some people thought the price of selling our country out was worth not ruining their perfect image of themselves.

If you never do anything, you never have to compromise your morals. Taps forehead

btw gaza’s still fucked. You did nothing.

I resent the idea that people need to be dazzled and appealed to in order to not sell the country out. Absolutely no integrity. No intelligence.

Hence why I called all of you stimulus eater organisms. Paramecium. Fucking amoebas.