The market has spoken, and it said some real stupid shit. I’ve given up on gaming as a hobby, and good riddance.

Go the extra mile and have body doubles on each flight

Like a jolly rancher of pus

The Dark Gary fled across the desert, and the Light Gary followed.

good old fashon sword and shield and health potions until it dies or I die.

I’m the same way. No tricks, no fancy shit. Just manfight until I get good enough to beat them.

Yeah come on OP let us test what you’re saying.

John Howe is the take on this scene. He was the concept artist for the entire LOTR trilogy and his illustrations have been iconic since he started putting them out.

You say that and yet almost any competitive online game is rife with cheaters, while single player games have tons of easily available trainers and god mode mods.

not using a reusable scrub brush to clean your anus

What a weirdly aggressive comment, calm down. It’s a comment section on the internet, don’t get so emotional.

Sounds like it’s time to stick him in a home

Don’t you fucking sully Country Mac’s name

Anything to declare?

Yeah. Don’t go to England.

Set up 24/7 concerts outside of their homes

My dad’s place still has a gigantic plasma TV from 2000 that takes up maybe 1/3rd of the room it’s in. Great picture, great sound. Completely impractical.

So long as they’re hurting the right people

We’re the Terminators of the animal kingdom. We’re slow and deliberate, able to stalk our prey for days or weeks at a time, and can often come back from injuries that would be a death sentence for other animals.

This was 100% an AI-rewritten article lmao

Addiction is a hell of a thing

That’s my plan. I didn’t ask to be born into this shit. The day the human race is wiped out is the day the Earth can finally start to heal, and maybe produce a species that will do better.