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Cake day: June 11th, 2023

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  • Adding things for pirates to do to get out of the only punishment the game can give them while simultaneously turning players into cucks when they’re boarded by opportunists at an outpost. If you’ve got on my ship, I should be splattering your brains over my windscreen, not waiting for your buddies to arrive to make this into a shit hostage situation.

    The continued existence of my ship should be tethered to my heart rate (I guess until you’ve done some vulnerability-exposing minigame). If I die, you should be going to hell with me.

    I have been beaten into submission into accepting the train commute and re-gearing dressing of the kendoll every time I die in a mission already.

    Adding pirate “gameplay” before adding pirate things to do is insane. The fucking screaming every time someone suggests PvE servers that come from the pirate-types is hillarious. They depend on having some dad-trucker type player to predate on.