You’d love me too much if you let me in your kitchen 🤷♂️
You’d love me too much if you let me in your kitchen 🤷♂️
Welp. That was melodic 😊
I’m not wearing underwear, wanna play a game?
I’m drunk, what’s good?
Stphen. Call me what you want. Just don’t call me late for dinner.
Yeah, she don’t care.
Never seen rain till that fateful day. Hiding from the rain now… Merry Christmas 🎄
Thought I was playing Midnight Club for a second there…
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Puck Futin !!!
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😁
I’m Steve. Wasn’t ready for today and Christmas can just get on past, not excited about it either.
I got a felony 14 years ago for running from a cop. He got a scratch on his hand and charged me with aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer. Bogus public defender didn’t even help try to fight for me and their charges stuck like glue.
That’s exactly what happened. I was wearing a half helmet anyways, so I was pretty much fucked already. When I saw her come thru the stop sign, I had exactly enough time to say “oh shit” and throw my right arm in front of my face. They dug 8 of my teeth out of my arm. She was driving a Pathfinder SUV which was tall enough that I somehow went under it and she drove over my head. I still vividly remember laying in the road for close to a half hour spitting blood so I wouldn’t drown and thinking about my kids. I had my jaw wired shut for 6 months and learned with missing teeth, you can put a straw thru and suck Thanksgiving dinner out of a blender. Damn that. MF shot me in the back of the head with a .38 and that’s been a whole new world of fun…
What would you like? I’m making a chicken sandwich right now…