How To With John Wilson but in LA and with less autism.

This is such a nightmare to search for online. I want to find a tailor who does maid dresses. No, not bridesmaid dresses. No, not sissy maid fetish dresses. Okay now it’s just dress tailors with pun names like Maid to Measure. I guess you just have to know the right people.

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Okay everyone calm down. There are dedicated home, insert and delete keys. It’s just that many of my keycaps don’t self identify like that. Partly because I like cute keycaps, and partly because I remap those keys from time to time, and if they never had “home” or whatever written on them to begin with, I don’t have to go grab my box of keycaps and switch them out.

Edit: and okay, I currently have ‘end’ mapped to the ‘home’ key on layer 2, so I’d have to press Fn + ‘home’ for that.

It’s me 😘 and I don’t think you were being aggressive at all. Just sensitive. I think we’re all a little edgy about being mislabelled.

It started out as the former. Every time a post made me feel warm and cosy, I noticed it was your name attached to it. Now I have you pinned to the feeds in my Lemmy client so I can specifically look at Smorty content and — not dumb — adorable comments when I want that feeling. I hope that’s not too spoopy. 💙

Please don’t change too much. I scroll your posts every time the internet starts making me sad. I like your infodumps.

I still understand your reaction, Smorty. You had a gut reaction that was unrelated to the intention of the post, and that’s okay. 💙

We good now?

Guessing we’re talking about Jesse Singal. The man who was banned and then allowed back in after negotiating directly with bsky staff.

Silly lungs. You extract oxygen from air. Putting air into the bloodstream is very bad.

I feel you there. The time commitment for brows and lashes alone feels like so much. I try to cluster things on a single day and keep myself on a regular interval, and then that day becomes my little treat to look forward to. Every 6 weeks I block out an afternoon for hair trim, manicure, brow threading, lash lift, brow and lash hybrid tint, and laser hair removal. Feels like I’m being run through a factory assembly line. I recognise how OTT this routine probably is for most people though.

My guess is that you want a natural solution to your lash problem rather than getting a lash lift, but have you ever gotten a lash lift? 'Cause like… problem solved.

The first time I really saw the potential of a lash curler was when I booked a consultation with a makeup artist to find out what mistakes I was making. Apparently you’re supposed to pinch the eyelids a little bit. Just the tiniest bit. Position the curler so you’re applying pressure right where lashes protrude from the skin. I don’t know if this is universally considered to be the correct technique, but the result was undeniable.

Nonetheless I don’t wanna pinch my eyelids every time I’m trying to fix my lashes, so now I just leave it to the probably toxic god–knows–what they use when I get them tinted and lifted.

Getting it right is the wrong philosophy. As the saying goes, live every day like it’s Monday.

ᵂʰᵃᵗ day is it?

I just find it the least confusing shoe size standard tbh. And the most precise. I squeeze into plenty of 42s, but my heels sure wish I didn’t.

Thanks ☺️

Not available in Australia 😔. Thanks anyway, this would have been so amazing. I’ll probably pay a mail forwarding service to send me something one day. It’s my only option, it seems.

Well this remains to be seen 😅. These are the highest, narrowest heels I own right now. I wanna push myself.

Might wanna keep an eye on Chilkey. Their ND75 comes in ISO, and they recently dropped a low profile version. No idea if they’re expanding that range for other layouts, but it’s pretty nice.

Edit: Their Discord server is very active if you do want to keep an ear out.

To actually answer the question properly, top–right. EU size 43 please and thank you. Always wanted some boots with some really mean heels. Like heels they wouldn’t let you take on a plane.