Jeff "never puts away anything, especially oven mitts" Cliff, Bringer of Nightmares 🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦🐧😷“🌐

Awenen Niin?
#1 most reported person on shitposter.club
#1 reason cited why niu.moe was censored across the fediverse, and hence, the cause of the ‘poor reputation’ of niu.moe among narrow minded people, and plausible cause of its inevitable shutdown.
#1 reason cited why todon.eu had to be defederated from / fediblocked for by other instances until they defederated from shitposter.club so people couldn’t communicate with me anymore.
Uregina B.Sc. CompSci '10
كافر
0Spirit / #Nastika / #நாத்திக
Member of the Free Software Foundation, the Bayesian conspiracy, and the Cult of R_0
Rippler
#somethingelse
ᒥᓵᐢᑿᑑᒥᓂᐢᑳᕽ / #Treaty6 / Turtle Island / #Jord / #Laniakea
music-involved
白左.我不了解中国.
Ndi awcha.

about jeff:
“the biggest mansplainer I’ve ever met” - @[email protected]
“Jeff needs a shorter bio.” - @[email protected]
“The Fediverse is just Jeff Cliffs hellthread world and we’re all living in it.”- @[email protected]
“the Hitler of chink biolabs.” - @[email protected]
“a leftist who never got around to updating his firmware and now [he’s] stuck with a bunch of Internet racists on Poast and schizophrenic desert tech gnostics like myself.” - @[email protected]
“Jeff Cliff is the fediverses favourite person to hate,” - @[email protected]
“Is the fediverse just everyone reacting to Jeff cliff posts?” - @[email protected]
“First rule of ripple: everyone is six links from jeffcliff” - @[email protected]
“he is https://git.freecumextremist.com’s strongest soldier” - @[email protected]
“Jeff oftentimes comes off as “LE LEFTIST OMG” but holy shit, he has some of the most level-headed and yet at the same time, based takes on this whole platform. You can’t pay for this kind of thing.” - @[email protected]
“an early prototype of what the average bugman will be in the future.” - @[email protected]
“seriously … should be locked away like Galileo”- @[email protected]
“pink hat hacker” - @[email protected]
“even rms isn’t this gnutarded” - @[email protected]
"In terms of internet debate libtards Jeff is very high value " - @[email protected]
“Jeff is the standard against which all […] takes are measured. They should keep him where they keep all the weight and measurements standards in France, right next to the kilogram” - @[email protected]
“a normie …who has somehow made normie-ism into an extremist position” - @[email protected]
“[jeff] might be a stupid libtard, but [he’s] *our* stupid libtard”- @[email protected]
“almost hyperbolic levels of Letzter Mensch energy” - @[email protected]
“the real mvp.”- @[email protected]
“my emotional support Fediverse User” - @[email protected]
“There’s a new version of the modal ontological argument that posits the existence of a maximally annoying being. Jeff is that being.” - @[email protected]
“Jeff has a habit of coming to the correct conclusions for the worst possible reasons Its endearing tbh” - @[email protected]
“Jeff reaches the most based positions for the most retarded reasons” - @[email protected]
“the designated niggerfaggot of fediverse” - @[email protected]
“Chief Stays-Indoors” - @[email protected]
“I wouldn’t trust him with my medical information but I’d trust him with my daughter.” - @[email protected]
“the most annoying user on the Fediverse” - @[email protected]
“slightly less liberal than Richard Spencer” - @[email protected]
“When Jeff speaks, the Fedi listens.”- @[email protected]
“Jonathan Pageau is the opposite of Jeff Cliff. I can’t explain why I think this, but it is deeply symbolically true”- @[email protected]
“Jeff can’t be contained in your little boxes” - @[email protected]
“i seriously think you’re insane, i guess high-functioning insane but still.” - @[email protected]
“THE LEGIONARY THAT REFUSED TO LEAVE HIS POST AT POMPEII” - @[email protected]