keepcarrot [she/her]

Honestly, I’d probably think I was dissociating first

Why would anyone care about what other people have as desktop wallpaper? I don’t even look at my own wallpaper that much

Always fun when you get a string of good carpentry or gardening tips

Haha I thought this.

I think it would wear one wide i item wide set of pants, and each leg would have one column

I miss doing this. I pretty much stopped inviting people over once some housemates reacted really badly to it

Gave it a shot this morning, I could see myself missing buses. However, I do really dislike mobile interfaces. My thumb is too wide to reliably click things

Humans like talking about themselves and relating their experiences to those they’re talking to.

I got a graphics card that somehow bricked hard drives. We went through a lot of hard drives before finding out this was the case. I don’t remember specifics

There is mushroom for research

True, but it’s the same one just angled I’m pretty sure

Someone once paid me to poke them with a stick every time I caught them not doing their assignments. Offloading executive functioning onto someone else can work

Presumably the cuba option is predicated on cutting ties with the US, though it’s bad for other reasons unless you can get to Cuba with a significant amount of machinery, fuel, and food

*19 year old colonel

Probably want it between the winter temperature and the current summer temperature, but genies are traditionally fickle and pounce on any ambiguity

“Completely different” when the two things are actually very similar

A decent number of ace people I know make more sex jokes than most other people I know

Foreign influence only counts if its from guys we don’t like, not like Nigel Farage

Idk, people don’t usually cut queues, and after that don’t normally just ignore an entire queue of people yelling at him to get back. Something is probably up.

Depends on how willing I am to get assaulted over queuing etiquette

I wish I could be this confident about anything