Hello?

If you click this link, I’ll think about forgiving you.

Well, he will be soon he’s very ill.

Exactly.

YOU BOIS LIEK MEXHECO? YEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Woohoo! Pandemic 2.0 here we come! I wonder if there’ll be a covid DLC with this update?

Is anyone else really fighting the urge to climb up to the roof of really tall buildings and just hang out?

On a purpose built race track right?

I also hate motorcycles. Especially when they’re driving down my street at 2am on a Wednesday morning. Not to mention the air pollution they’re making at the same time as the noise pollution.

Flashback to when my local grocers were selling bags of sticks and leaves for $15 each.

what if my orbs are filled with light blue magic

The beams are over-pressure outflows caused by excessive cognitive dissonance.

It’s not that it’s surprising, it’s that it’s somewhat scientifically confirmed now.

*cries in Half Life 3

Ackshually, the kunai is known as the fly chef knife to no one, anywhere.

Deutsche

I also wish we had Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism instead of Captain Botox… but alas, it is not so.

Yes, exactly.

That we don’t live in Australia.