she asks if I want to shoot her hamster.
Pretty sure that’s code for 👉👌. SMH bro, you missed a wild lay man :>
I know Scott Adams is a nut but I felt this was appropriate:
StarCraft 2 was the last good game Blizzard made. That was 14 years ago. Everything else has been hot garbage since then.
They lost their touch a loooong time ago.
The only association between the librarian and the football program that was mentioned by the university was the observation that Morin had spent the past 15 months of his life in an assisted living center — and that there, “he started watching football games on television, mastering the rules and names of the players and teams.”
Yeah that sounds like a load of bull from the administrators to justify an extravagant purchase 🙄
Don’t buy this or you’re just letting Sony know this shit is okay. If you absolutely must play it:
I like my cookies medium rare
Get a Brother printer, my brother.
Don’t click the link guys. Just let Tucker die in obscurity and move on.
Going from making calculators to making tanks is real easy:
TI-83 -> T-83
See? Take out one letter and you just made a Russian tank variant!
It’s the Wish.com version of Dark Souls
And China wonders why Taiwanese people don’t want anything to do with them :o
I’d buy that for a dollar!
Remember when the assholes at United overbooked a flight and sent someone to knock a doctor’s teeth out and carry him off a plane? The doctor refused since he was on his way to oversee the opening of a clinic he founded for veterans.
He and his wife started the clinic as a way to thank American servicemen and women, because he was plucked out of ocean waters by the U.S. Navy as he fled communism in his home country of Vietnam about 44 years ago, he said.
Yeah. This will make up for it. Fuck United Airlines.
Sounds like a dude who’d damage their children by jailing their mother and scarring them with court ordered reunification “therapy”
“You dun goofed! The consequences will never be the same!”
I thought making these things requires a shitton of water. Arizona has a pretty dry climate last I checked.