Oh fuck. Oh shit. Feet don’t fail me now!

Edit: Nope. I’m too fat and out of shape after neglecting myself from nearly 3 decades of depression. Just give me the cuffs. I’ll put 'em on myself.

I used to walk all over my home town (and around my first home’s block) starting at age 5. Like, the fuck is this?

Appreciate the help, guys! Sucks that my model isn’t supported, but maybe I’ll end up with a new phone at some point (hopefully before this one dies).

Shy Guy

Ganondorf

Sorry. Was in a mood earlier and I was being an asshole. Here’s a real response that isn’t just anger.

1.) This country shouldn’t be as car dependent as it is and should be a lot friendlier for pedestrians and cyclists (sidewalks, crosswalks, and bike lanes where they matter)

2.) Vehicles (this applies more to trucks than anything) should be a lot damn smaller than they currently are to improve visibility. I am sick of seeing 10 ft. tall civilian trucks that take up the entire lane that you cannot see past and obscure the drivers vision.

3.) Lifted vehicles and noncommercial vehicles with giant wheels need to be outlawed. Not only do you look like a chud, you’re endangering others by obscuring visibility (also applies to section 2).

4.) Put your damn phones down while driving. Holy shit.

I realize this isn’t going to end accidents and won’t be easy to achieve as long as our representatives keep letting corporations funnel money into their pockets, but something absolutely needs to change. I should be able to walk or bike to the damn store without having to look over my shoulder and be on edge because I might get taken out by a dick in a Dodge Ram who’s wolfing down a burger, texting/watching YouTube, and has a massive blindspot in front of him.

“What if we simply kill all pedestrians?”

That’s you. That’s what you sound like.

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You bet your sweet bippy they did. I used to crank the fuck out of it. Now, I listen to like, 3 or 4 songs max from it. Sparingly.

It’s the Bauhaus

I got put in silent lunch one time because I fell asleep during a guy describing his time in Japan as a teacher by my asshole homeroom teacher (she thought I was acting up because another teacher woke me up and she only saw that). That was unfair and I absolutely hated middle school, but this is a whole new level of fucked.

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