Im 80% sure this fuck is a homegrown, biodegradable flesh-made digital 3D render

What happens in episode III is the canonical end to any Young Jedi Adventure. For now, at least.

Ah yes, I wholeheartedly trust the unbiased publication newarab.com to report the genocide in Gaza.

Can we get a better source?

Bruh even a +5°C war-torn Earth is an infinitely better place to live than Mars. Mars would just be quieter.

You mean to tell me King didn’t shine like an angel?

Most EU stuff was declared non-canon after the Disney acquisition, so I’m pretty sure Kyle isn’t canon anymore. However, the new Jedi Survivor games are seen as a spiritual successor to the Katarn games; Cal Kestis even uses some dark-side powers at the end of the second game. There are a few references to Kyle Katarn throughout the new canon.

5D chess to reduce harm done by Trump by… Getting him elected??

I’ve actually had similar thoughts but the logic just doesn’t add up…

TFW your wife doesn’t lounge around in a bikini with your and others’ cum stains all over her 😭

Stony Hawking

Did you do a backflip and a three-quarters heel-turn right after? That worked for me.

Oh shit

My filesystem is btrfs and I’ve got timeshift setup, how hard will this fuck me, if at all? Is there anyway I can be fucked harder? (Asking for a friend)

People will believe what is convenient for them to believe.

RIP Cape Canaveral

Okay, but they can’t be an enemy of the american public if that same public votes for a president that supports Israel and its genocide.

Peter Thiel?

The general American public just voted in favor of this. The alliance will only be strengthend under Trump.

Don’t you want the best tool for the job?

Sure, if you want Nazis with the President-Elect’s ear to know who you are

We have those. They’re called walls.