Where I grew up the closest neighbor was about 2km away, nearest town was 25k, nearest town with a decent grocery store was around 40km, and the nearest “city” was damn near 100km.

Yea I need a drink

Uhhh 6? Ish?

That’s a trick question. How many pound-feet of torque did you apply to the carpet?

He’s got my vote.

Shat next to a deaf guy once. Really made me think about the world.

Didn’t work out so well in 2016. Just saying. How many unpopular candidates is the DNC going to push through until they dummy up?

sHe’S eLeCtAbLe If YoU vOtE fOr HeR

Ok zoomer

TIL they only have a 16.3" barrel. Neat.

The fuck is an AK-47 pistol

It’s called the nosey neighbor. Bring lube.

Led by none other than Axl Rosebush

Where the grass is green and the rates are shitty?

Oh won’t you please sell my home?

Because New Jersey has always been right there.

Nothing like spending your retirement hanging around the local gas station.

Oktoberfest it is, then.

I have a surprise day off coming up.

Lived in the middle of nowhere and the nearest grocery store was 25 miles away. Once every 4-6 weeks we’d go to town and get maybe 10-12 gallons of milk, a shit load of bread, and all the other stuff.

We kept milk in the freezer.