This could have been a perfect Fresh Prince pun in an alternate editorial timeline.

Shit they’re really scared of him already.

I think this is one of those “disappointed but not surprised” situations for many of us.

Extremely doubtful. They want our resources, not an irradiated crater.

It’s good this happens before the election. When gas prices don’t come down at all they might go “oh… maybe canceling this was a dumb idea after all”

Cashier was rude but to be fair your first stop probably should have been that customer service counter or one of the crisp white-shirted store managers if you spot them on the floor.

Prologue on iOS does a great job of device syncing my Plex audiobook library. And no subscription requirement for once.

The one Canadian MAGA in my family is my younger cousin. He had some rough economic and health times and the latter affected his cognitive ability. I feel really bad for him but he’s a true PP believer even through this.

This is dangerius rhetoric but I don’t believe the US military needs to be told to “plan” for an invasion of anywhere on the planet. The plan is already on a big shelf between “blow up the Vatican” and “mine the Marianas Trench”

Gripens! You love to see it.

Embargo time, baby. Let’s clear that trade deficit right up for ya, bud. Time to outlast.

Now make No Name cream cheese not come out like watery slurry.

This became my work browser a few months back and I love how it just does its job and doesn’t get in my way.

Ronald McDonald has been trying every damn day.

They made their point when they started holding random European tourists for weeks or months without cause. No amount of Disney princess is worth that family trauma potential.

Ford is behaving reasonably. If it was anybody else in the receiving end this would be good news and we could hope for a compromise and resolution.

The best this is going to do is result in another month “pause” until the goalposts get moved again on something else.

Ford finally found a useful way to channel his inner blowhard. And I’m here for it.

I wonder if he’ll be swapping Trudeau’s “let’s get back to being allies” message for a stronger first impression.

This is the kind of thing where I hope we are secretly working on this and are able to make an imminent announcement to make it crystal clear not to test us.

Imagine marching troops in only to retreat after 18 hours of something stupid.