I remember opening my PS2 to clean like a quarter inch of dust off the laser. And then losing money when trading it in to GameStop because the seal was broke

At that point, I noticed that Big Dick was actually an 8 story tall crustacean from the protozoic era.

The ones around here, everyone just slows down getting to that intersection, and then picks up speed again after crossing through

I am outraged at the lack of photo evidence of how Bucky drinks water

The two started updating before you could read the end of the comic strip

I wish it wasn’t

“who’s gonna be dumb enough to use pieces from different puzzles?”

Are you hiring

Sharing walls sucks

Seems to have been the right decision

The ol’ Lemmy-switch-a-roo?

Don’t disrespect the San Diego Chicken with comparisons to Trump

on another level

Ohhh youuu

Sometimes I just start a sentence, and don’t know where it’s going

The disrespect to SOCOM

He goes by many names, and pronouns

About 15 years ago I went on a trip from San Diego to NY. We were staying in a shitty Days Inn in some some town. We left our luggage in the rooms, and went out for the day, and I had left my iPod nano in there. When we came back that evening, my iPod was gone and my package of brand new boxers was missing a pair also. I assumed they hid the iPod in the rolled up boxers. We went down to complain to the front desk but they didn’t give a shit. Lessons were learned that day. I was so excited to listen to Biggie “Going Back to Cali” on my way back to Cali and that’s what was REALLY stolen from me :(

Even my desktop motherboard has a USBC slot

The Olympics started?

Usually cuffs or a bullet