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13 天前Me the second I read this: FUCK. THAT. 😠
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The last lending library I saw had some religious discs placed inside them. Expected them to be of the usual Christian variety. Oddly enough, it was actually of some rabbi.
I was under the impression that Judaism wasn’t about proselytising. 🤷
Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.
A NEW START… Hmm…
I got it!
ANUSTART!
Awww…She looks just like you!
12·1 个月前Any minute now…
12·1 个月前Yeah. “They shouldn’t be above the law.” works better.
4·1 个月前Just before the pandemic, I was at a restaurant. A couple was sitting next to me.
Woman: (Says something about Fiona)
Man: Who’s Fiona?
Woman: (Shocked, disgusted face) You don’t KNOW Fiona???
I bet she broke up with him on the spot.
Me at the grocery store yesterday: “These cookies look delicious! And they’re 90% off!”
Wife: “Those are lactation cookies…”
Me: “I didn’t know that was a thing… They still look good though…”
9·2 个月前That, or you’d get crushed alive since the car wasn’t designed to actually protect you…
People like this drive me crazy.
21·2 个月前Years ago, a family member (who was on my mobile phone family account) was getting charged monthly for some mobile game. I would point it out every month, and they were like “Yeah…I need to cancel that…”
It took over a year for them to get around to canceling it.
24·2 个月前All that fancy hardware in the pro, and only a handful of games will actually be “enhanced”. Otherwise, it “may stabilize or improve the performance of supported PS4 and PS5 games.”
Seems kind of a waste to me.
I know a medical coder that works exclusively with an ER. Oh the stories I’ve heard…
31·2 个月前Earlier this week, YouTube for Android TV had an update that caused it to crash at startup.
On a hot steak there, Google…
LaRosa’s Pizza for me!
4·2 个月前I want this.
I went to an all-boys Catholic highschool. I had a teacher that was a Christian Brother. One day he had an argument with a classmate over how effective condoms were. He basically argued that condoms don’t work. (Even arguing that a Ziploc bag couldn’t keep semen from escaping.)
This teacher was pretty popular because he was a character, who’d sometimes make crude jokes.
After graduating, some friends and a I ran into him at a mall. He asked us “What are you guys up to? Picking up little girls?”
We laughed it off thinking he was still his same old jovial self.
Not long after, I heard that this same teacher had been arrested for being involved with minors. His “joke” that day seemed like some major projection.
I was browsing news headlines. Me: “Why is Johnny Gaudreau trending…”
Reading out loud to my wife, I first read it as “Johnny Gaudreau’s brother died”. Reading it a second time, the utter dread sunk in.
What a way to find out.
Finding out that it was the day before their sister’s wedding…a tremendous tragedy.
He’ll be missed.
Through my mental fog lies a Souls boss waiting to destroy all who attempt to enter (including me).