The spots might be helpful for baby tigers?

Break a leg!

I was just talking about Chilean Sea Bass and how much I detest fish in general!

This new name puts me off.

Eminem?

Expecting corporations to “solve important problems in the world” is foolish though. You should expect your government to tax them fairly so that they can work on people problems and maybe it takes corporations a few years longer to afford their own fleet of nuclear power stations.

Spraying water seems too tame. Next time spray horny bug pheromones so they multiply like rabbits!

Respect to yo mama.

What fucking motive could possibly excuse abandoning entire states’ worth of people who were devastated by something outside their control?

If you vote for Trump, you’re a dumb piece of shit. It actually is that simple. You may not think you’re dumb or a piece of shit, but at a federal level, you’re both.

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“The Purge”.

It’s not a decision to obey. It’s just a boring skit they put on once in a while. I feel like the kids’ Model UN has more actual impact on society than the UN and its toothless performative bullshit

It’s obvious why OP is ashamed. But why aren’t you? Proud of your nation’s quiet support of a genocide?

Couldn’t pay me $10M to live in a building with that fuck’s name on it. Hope they’ll all ashamed of their address.

Yes? Durh?

Bahaha I had this same thought! He’d crush it, too

This, but also if it’s this bad for me, why would I create more people to partake?

Y’all fought and killed a bunch of each other but, after defeating them, both sides just returned to the dinner table like things were normal again… Despite one of them having tried and failed to destroy it all.

How were they not just deplatformed entirely? Money, I guess?

I can’t fathom anything other than straight-up rage towards them. I don’t understand how the needle’s way over there near “pity”!

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It proves they’re mentally unfit to operate a vehicle.