Finally banning books, empowering racists and nazis, outlawing what women can do on their own body, destroying the check and balances and appeasing dictators around the world will finally make the price of eggs go down.
You know, I was very worried about the price of my precious eggs that I voted for a bunch of fascists who will likely never do anything about the eggs.
Please I beg all of you to call him “First Lady”. He’s always around Trump.