Because people crave the dopamine rush being offended.

We are “sus as hell”. This may be the greatest achievement of NCD to date. We ride tricycles at dawn. Pom poms on handlebars.

Infecting a bunch of animals with deadly disease, then promptly losing containment of it on a remote island, is what really makes this fit for NCD.

Whataboutism is for those who do not know how to shit post. We are here to shit post or at least, throw a little shit at each other, tossing questions and comments in a bouncing, cow-filled cyclone of chaos and irony.

Home brewing disaster today. BEEZZ!

Shine on, you crazy diamond. I ignore your report and raise you a new fridge.

Chill, read the sidebar.

No…can anyone stop you?

Will you share the cheetoh crime with your neighbors, before it goes bad?

Good to hear, I’ve been thinking of you. I have family in north/central Florida and they chatted about baseball last night instead of sideways rain, which I take as an excellent sign.

Is this a selfie?

Precisely! Don’t make wine with Concord grapes and canned applesauce, which I am doing right now. What’s another one? Don’t let your airlocks run dry?

Lord, have mercy on our souls.

Based teacher. Documentation makes all the difference. Your descendants will need a record of your stupid shit mixed with brilliance.

Thank you for your sacrifice For Science. Mr. Spock would be proud.

I hope you will be safe, with plenty of ice and minimal power outages.

Exciting to hear! Check your sheds, everyone- they all seem to be full of vintage film treasures and mint supercars. ;)

SUCH a good choice of image!

Shopping mall memories! That looks pretty close to the ones they served up there.

🎶Three on the vine, so divine. 🎶 EDIT: WAIT it was 6 on the vine! Come back, 2002!