Is the “Fire Storm” Emblem on the front of the car on the billboard making the whole thing look AI generated, or am I getting paranoid? Or maybe both?

Oh no, what bullshit is it this time?

Does that mean you’ll do typesetting now?

The only label on the map that’s both on Latin and in old German.

Because after moving very slowly and steadily for just about forever, the other galaxies will suddenly make a jump of like ten thousandth of a degree.

Imagine the following:

You actually can stop the time by snapping you fingers, but it stops time for the entire universe, including yourself, with the exception of one single observer on some unimportant planet in the Andromeda galaxy. After 100 years from the POV of that observer, time resumes again.

Would you even be able to tell?

Is OpenBSD seriously still using CVS for development?

And “nothing” does not fit, either.

I can see it going both ways. Talking about execution times, this would be an exaggeration, but then, these memes always are.

Here’s something I don’t understand: Why don’t they just make the drone target the jammer when it’s jammed? That’s pretty much the only signal that’s clear as day in these conditions, and when it’s done, there’s one less jammer…

Attempted electrical substation sabotage is an easy way to fix your loneliness forever. And also all of your other problems.

The actual aluminium that people work with in actual real life are also alloys.

How about when they say “a phenomena”?

Für mich ist die Sache glasklar:

Peter_Arbeitslos ist der Mensch, der mich immer obligatorisch runterwählt, und mit diesem Meme versucht er, mich zu gaslichtern.

Zu rassistisch für die AfD? Sachen gibt’s…

To be fair, speed is relative.

Sure, but the relevant speed up there is relative to the air around you. The missile will have a negative air speed at first, than accelerate to positive, briefly passing through 0 in between, which comes with weird consequences for lift and steering.

Und ich hatte gehofft, das Ding wäre für immer in der Versenkung verschwunden.

How is that supposed to remove lead and mercury from the food supply? If you use that as fertilizer, the heavy metals will still be in there, and likely get picked up by your crops…

Äh. Blöd. Reparierbar?

Du könntest das statt Deines Handys im Auto an den Aux-Anschluss stöpseln, und da liegen lassen, um die TÜVler mit dem “Ich liebe den TÜV” Song zu berieseln…