• shuzuko@midwest.social
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        9 months ago

        Hey, lots of people have a favorite subway sandwich. It’s whatever one is regularly least disappointing! Sometimes it’s the only option for lunch :')

        • The Snark Urge@lemmy.world
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          9 months ago

          I’m only snarking them because they chose to live in America (bad mistake) and they said they’re in LA (they have options). They’re not a victim of circumstance, they’re a garbage seeking intercontinental shithead.

          • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.ee
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            9 months ago

            I’d like to shove a 6" honey-oat turkey breast and ham with lettuce, light mayo and black olives into your sarcastic mouth son

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              9 months ago

              You think nobody thought of that, Jared? Why didn’t they find fish DNA in the tuna sandwiches? They can’t even legally call their bread “bread” in places with normal food laws.

              It’s bad food, but as each new historical crime against humanity teaches us, you truly can get used to anything.

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      9 months ago

      Subway sandwiches are pretty damn disappointing. People commonly say that for a real reason.

      I say this as someone who used to work in a part of town that had two walkable options for lunch. 1) the office refrigerator, or 2) subway. I ate a lot of subway when I was too lazy to brown bag it. Having sampled that entire shitty menu, I can confidently say that place makes the saddest sandwich in town.