Actually seems like the true sicko game in the early window is JMU @ UNC. Good lord is this some sloppy football. Every other play is extremely amazing, terrible, or stupidly fluke-y, and it’s on both teams
Edit: and literally within a couple minutes of making that comment, both teams have turned the ball over. Both teams are averaging about 10 yards per play. There is noooooo defense in this game
Holy shit JMU putting up 60 on an P4 squad?
Edit: blocked punt right when I tuned in, fantastic
Who is this Vandy team!?!?!?
lol, lmao even, imagine celebrating like that when Vandy misses a field goal in double OT in your own stadium
Yeah. That’s not much to celebrate.
Hopefully good enough to expose this Mizzou team…
Heartbreak for Vandy! I really thought we were going to get 3OT in this game
They’re doing a great job thus far!!
I also fucking hate when mizzou wears yellow
Man hearing Charlie Strong who used to be the coach of Texas be regulated to the UTSA versus Houston Christian game is something. This is a like a D Squad broadcasting crew. Hell E squad. Though from the sound of it he’s not good enough to be on this squad even.
Ugh, that is a name I’d prefer to forget. I’m surprised he isn’t a DC somewhere though. Tom Herman also did the broadcasting thing for a bit and wasn’t good at it either
I know he was an analyst with Alabama last year. Though considering where he is today must not have done very well at it.
9 USC @ 18 Michigan
Gary, shut the fuck up
I forgot just how little I missed Brad and Gary. There’s something sort of classic and cozy about the timbre of their voices if you don’t listen to a single god-damned word they’re saying, but they’re very bad.
Mullings with the go-ahead TD in the last minute! It is sad that Michigan’s entire offense is just him, though. Literally every major gain or conversion in the 2nd half was on him
Yeah a tale of two halves in this one, hail to the victors!
Michigan up 14-3 at half! The reports of the Wolverines’ demise were, well, slightly exaggerated
As were reports of USC’s presence in big games it seems
I just wish Lincoln Riley was as underwhelming at oklahoma as he is at USC…
The rare double-fumble-on-the-same-play! Shame it resulted in a new set of downs for SC. I did think his arm was going forward though, so neither fumble should have counted
I’m ready for the Roadrunner to disappoint me again
UTSA? If so, please beat down HCU. Garbage school run by garbage humans.
I had no idea there was such a thing as Title IX exemption. Gross
Go Cocks!!!
My people!
🤙
LET’S FUCKING GO.
STAYING WAS THE RIGHT DECISION!!
THE CURSE IS LIFTED!
I wouldn’t say all that. Jordan Lesley still likely on staff and they won’t fire Neal mid season. But it’s nice to win one after last week.
Utah @ Oklahoma State
Rooting for Okie Lite, just because Utah thinks that splitting the eyeballs of the 30th-largest state (population 3.4M) with an upjumped charter school makes them too good for the Big XII. 🤣
By my quick math Gundy and Whittingham have coached a combined 492 games. This has gotta be the most experienced coaching matchup of the year, right? A quick look at UNC and Iowa’s schedules seems to check out
Not planning to stick with this one, but I did enjoy the Arky QB inadvertently karate kicking the Auburn defender.
Estimating about 2 hour delay for us. Which is damn near what we had for Penn State.
We’re probably gonna do the same shit too, go into locker room, Neal is gonna come up with the world’s worst game plan, come back out, and just shit all over himself
70 and 50?!? Football scores shouldn’t be higher than my last calculus exam.
Someone please tell defense that they should not be applying tar directly to said heels.
3 Tennessee @ 11 Oklahoma
Did Holly say Keenan Pili’s nickname is “Uncle Grandpa”? Um, I don’t think that’s how that works
Perhaps a reference: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3042608/
Did Herbie just say ou is “unethical as hell” for flopping? More of that, please
Yeah I was just about to say. Called it “pathetic” as well. I will never excuse the booing for fake injuries, but it’s nice to have a national talking head shine some light on that behaviour
I love seeing empty stadium shots during away games!
Bru with a big chunk play! I knew he would be clutch for UT against ou 5 years ago. Now, which UT…
2nd safety of the season!
Broadcasters: Yeah TN doesn’t look very TN
TN: And I took that personally
Vols need to switch out spikes it seems, I’ve seen so many slips
I am so nervous rn
How are these replay “projectionists”(?) so bad at their job
If OU can’t get any traction on offense in 2nd half, this game is done.
I keep getting surprised by our offense, I feel like we’re not actually doing anything just somehow coming out ahead
Why the qb change? Arnold didn’t look that bad?
Beware QB changes, it’s how we got Caleb Williams…
Freshman had lively legs. Let’s give him a chance to cook in 2nd half.
You don’t have to warn me about backup qbs. This UT has a bit of a history with them
🚨🚨🚨 AMAZING PUNT ALERT 🚨🚨🚨
Ross drives a massive 57 yard banger that stops on a dime at the OU 4 without need for coverage stopping it
Wow Oklahoma gets a fumble at the TN 5 and then TN literally forces a fumble right back on the very next play from scrimmage
It just fucking happened again
That’s alright, I’ll take points here
I FUCKING LOVE BRU MCCOY
Well somebody has to start playing offense…
Oof, doesn’t sound like the Pride of the Southland brought their A game lol
Went to the WVU opening game, got delayed against Penn St.
At this WVU game, it’s getting delayed again. This, along with the injuries today, were fuckin cursed boys.
ULM @ 1 Texas
I know they’re going to talk about Arch Manning ad nauseum, but I really hope they highlight the rest of the squad. We have lots of really talented players and they all deserve the shine
Just to be clear, Quinn Ewers was not thrown off a mountain into a valley of wildebeasts
General Booty catches the General Booty pass!
The more I watch this game, the more mesmerized I get by ULM’s ‘shark nose livery’ helmets. Honestly that’s, like, in the top 10 coolest lids I’ve seen
Phantom block in the back call. Should have been a pick six!
Ah, and they called back the amazing Bolden reception and I did not see definitive video evidence for it… Seems we’re facing the refs as well in this one
SAFETY! My favorite ref signal, the diamond just looks so goofy
TCU @ SMU
The battle for the Iron Skillet, and the next-to-last regularly scheduled one for now.
69 yard punt return for a TD. Nice!
Although I probably would prefer TCU win this, as someone who grew up on that side of the Metroplex. So maybe not so nice…
How did Kendal Briles cause such a breakdown on punt team coverage? It’s a mystery.
Punt team coverage not getting any better… TCU does have a special teams coordinator, right?
Not starting well for the Frogs. I choose to blame Kendal Briles for all bad things that happen to TCU, so GODDAMMIT KENDAL BRILES.
Apparently I need to leave the room and eat dinner more often. It’s slightly less bad now.
However, I’ve been ordered by the house’s actual Frog alum not to put it back on the big TV until they have the ball while only down a single score.
I shoulda stayed away. Frogs seem allergic to getting the score close. Ugh.
So for like an entire series they were just chatting with the network CEO? Come on, at least pause the interview to call the major plays like the turnover
Don’t get me going on realignment right now
WHY DID KENDAL BRILES GET SONNY EJECTED?!?!?
LOL
Why did I waste my weekly football karma on that hopeless case UF?