• Prandom_returns@lemm.ee
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    4 days ago

    I’ve been following a base defence plan:

    1. Watch every UFO invasion movie
    2. Don’t live in the cities that are shown being destroyed.

    Especially, don’t be anywhere near the statue of liberty.

    You’ll be fine, thank me later.

    • delgato@sh.itjust.works
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      Also don’t live anywhere requiring a bridge crossing or an island. That said I live on Long Island within eyeshot of Statue of Liberty. I’ve accepted my fate