LOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months agoAlso, the Canadian army or something, but they didn't make this particular list.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1201arrow-down17
arrow-up1194arrow-down1imageAlso, the Canadian army or something, but they didn't make this particular list.sh.itjust.worksLOCKMART@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareCorngood@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·2 months ago compact, tactical France Our France is 3x as big as the original and 99% ice. It also has stop signs that are incomprehensible to English speakers, so good luck figuring that out, invaders.
minus-squareSturgist@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoThey’re foreign dummy, they won’t understand until you repeat it several times at increasing volume.
minus-squareSturgist@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoEncore une fois! Avec… émotion! jazz hands
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.worksMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·edit-22 months agoDo you also have the “beware of ninjas”-sign they have along French highways? EDIT: If that’s not a warning about sudden shurikens, then what else can it be?
minus-squareSomething Burger 🍔@jlai.lulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoDon’t forget the folding chair:
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 months agoI don’t know if you have these, but I’m a big fan of “Tightly-Laced Corset Ahead”
minus-squaredlhextall@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoStupid, sexy Flandersroad
minus-squareYourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoThe road is actually in Belgium you don’t know it’s not.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoWhen I was a little kid I always thought it was a car with legs, lol.
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoYou need to make them legible so that the invaders know to stop
minus-squarefaercol@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoYour stop signs are more French than the stop signs in France
Our France is 3x as big as the original and 99% ice. It also has stop signs that are incomprehensible to English speakers, so good luck figuring that out, invaders.
Arrêt!
What?
Arrêt!
They’re foreign dummy, they won’t understand until you repeat it several times at increasing volume.
ARRÊT!
ARRÊT!
Encore une fois! Avec… émotion!
jazz hands
Do you also have the “beware of ninjas”-sign they have along French highways?
EDIT:
If that’s not a warning about sudden shurikens, then what else can it be?
Don’t forget the folding chair:
I don’t know if you have these, but I’m a big fan of “Tightly-Laced Corset Ahead”
Stupid, sexy
FlandersroadThe road is actually in Belgium you don’t know it’s not.
When I was a little kid I always thought it was a car with legs, lol.
You need to make them legible so that the invaders know to stop
Your stop signs are more French than the stop signs in France