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“And you’re so pale. You need some sun.”
Vampire: “I don’t think you understand how vampires work.”
“Let’s just sit down and hash this out over some delicious garlic bread.”
“Hard pass.”
Look at least humans and vampire have the common ground of dying when stabbed in the heart with a stake
I also tend to flee when people want to tell me about jesus
Imagine loving garlic and then being turned into a vampire. Worst tragedy ever