I get irrationally angry at Marvel adults.
Worse, DC
What’s the difference?
In brainrot
75% of DC is just plagiarized Marvel, and the other 25% gets plagiarized by Marvel, so mostly preference.
quick someone tell me another comic publisher!
Marvel is utterly bland capeshit with the personality sanded off by committee. DC is utterly bland capeshit with worse CGI and weird Randian undertones.
I consider myself to be a superhero fan, but that comes with lots of caveats and context and criticism of what I consume. Superheroes in my opinion aren’t inherently bad or neoliberal, its just that neoliberal culture/society embraces it and uses it to further it’s goals, as does any culture or society.
At its core, its just people with superpowered abilities. Status quo, good and evil, philosophy, are neutral aspects.
Fr I’m Batman fan since forever, but I don’t want to assoocite with current DC fanbse or DC universe.
Sweet, fellow Batman fan!
To paraphrase Memri TV: Americans have no real heroes, they only have Spiderman and SpongeBob or something like that.
When you want to disregard a christian, you ask them if Jesus Christ would’ve done this, if you want the same for a muslim you ask them if Muhammed would’ve done this, if you want with a socialist you ask them if Marx, Stalin, Lenin would’ve done this, if you want it with a nationalist you ask if their national figure would’ve done this, and when you want to tell a liberal to not do something, you ask him “Would’ve Harry Potter supported genocide on Palestinians?”
The answer is yes since he’s a cop.
To which my answer would be:
To paraphrase Iran: “we will never be able to appropiately retaliate for their destruction of muslim culture, they dont have a culture, only macdonalds”
Can liberal smuglords condescend to people without beginning with the word “sorry?”
Sorry sweaty, but it’s important to always give an air of civility and “sorry” is one of those words that magically makes my sentence immune to criticism so you aren’t allowed to call me out or be mad at me for saying things.
Sorry, but implying that people I disagree with are unwell is not directly saying that they are mentally ill as much as it is saying that help is available if you need it, buddy!
We’ve got Wonder Woman lmaoooo what a diss
Imagine talking like this to people in real life. You’d get instantly bullied.
Insta-gulag.
i dunno, there isn’t much of a line between online and “real life” interactions in silicon valley. not sure if that’s the same everywhere else or if this is just a special kind of hell here
ion’t know what he’s glazing about other than a murderer who reps a genocidal state, cause capes don’t exist
Fascist fuckin settler
I never really got into the western comics thing, so I wasn’t really aware of her, but I don’t think I lost much of value. I have since seen her described as an “alleged actor”, which does give me some nice petty chuckles.
Her acting skill’s noticeably worse than that of Arnold Schwarzenegger as a reference point.
I feel like Arnold and Stallone get a lot of crap thrown their ways for their stereotypical “strong man” roles, but they can be legitimately incredible and emotional actors. Rambo’s breakdown scene at the end of First Blood for example, or Arnold’s satirical and charming performances in Last Action Hero, Kindergarten Cop, or just plain good acting in True Lies.
This Zionist scum is just a shitty action movie actor all around.
Yeah, Arnie’s actually a great actor with tons of charisma and screen presence. Gal’s acting should be compared to the likes of Steven Seagal or Van Damme if you insist on staying with the 80s action hero theme.
Even those two had their moments, when the wooden character aligned with their wooden personality. I would more compared her to Tom Cruise, the absolute worst screenwood i ever seen.
The worst one of all 80s action guys has to be Chuck Norris.
Relevant to this thread too, since he got a lot of Israeli money to advertise Uzis.
Unconfirmed reports of an attempted acting in the area
i never really cared much for comics as a kid… Calvin and Hobbes was really the only one I had books of. I watched xmen and Spiderman and Batman cartoons.
I watched a couple of the first comic book movies when CGI was really ramping up, but I just can’t get into the Good Vs Evil crap where they smash up whole cities fighting and no one gets hurt but in the end the good guy manages to hurt the bad guy and that’s that.
Shit gets so old so fast. It was fine for cartoons when i was a kid but I don’t think any adult should really be engrossed in such banal plots. I’m not saying people can’t enjoy mindless entertainment, but there’s a line between enjoying mindless entertainment and obsessing over details of shitty movies.
My issue was really simple, I like very concrete beginning and ends to stories. It always seemed to me that western comics had thirty different timelines by different authors that may or may not be connected to each other and assume you have read X amount of the other material. If I wanted to start reading say…Batman, nobody would be able to agree on where it starts. I just can’t stand it.
I read some manga on occasion (I live in Japan, basically everybody does) but western comics just never really worked for me.
To be fair, I think that compared to other superheroes, Batman is relatively easy to pickup and read.
Speaking of tankies, how are those unsupported armor columns working out?
i wonder why wonder woman didn’t swoop in to stop that tank from getting obliterated by that single based fighter
hamas when gal godot is trending on twitter (all of their arms have spontaneously rusted and become unusable. complete and utter defeat will come within days)
Gal Godot’s Wonder Woman canonically did nothing while the Holocaust happened
The whole deal with superhero movies being funded by the military to aid as propaganda makes so much sense.
Hamassholes, huh, dunno how to feel about that
hamassholes
Hamas holes
isn’t gal gadot the one that gets her roommates rap*d and act like nothing happened? yes, she is.
NSFW warning, gal is sick
Who tf is Gal Gadot?
Capeshit actress who managed to be way more cringy in life than on the screen because she was in IDF and is frequently featured in zionist propaganda.
The real “genocide Barbie”
A bad actress who loves the IOF.
There’s only one decent film in the franchise and the ending is rubbish
an attempted actress from isntreal
She sang Imagine at the start of the pandemic from her mansion during lockdown
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Okay I know tankie has no meaning anymore but wtf
The libs completely defaced a word in like 15 months.