AmidFuror

So the electors were paid to vote for a specific candidate by monied interests, and it happened to be the candidate who won the plurality of votes in every state? That’s a remarkable coincidence.

Wait? I missed it?

Lemmites

I’ve got a great story about this one, but I will have to write it up in a couple of hours.

Let’s head to the polls and support Trump’s most viable opponent.

They should adopt our free enterprise tariffs coming shortly.

The usual suspects got here quickly.

We need to arm good people with knives so they can stop the bad people with knives.

Yeah, I was trying to use satire to mock the both sides people. I figured saying Harris supports white supremacy would be so fringe no one would believe I was serious.

I wasn’t trolling to rile people up. Or at least not people other than those who see no major difference between the parties.

I remember the Trump Experiment from 8 years ago.

Paleo Alto?

You’re right. Making a mistake is bad parenting.

I thought bOtH sIdEs were the same. I guess maybe they are not after all.

Could be a descendant of Marco Polo.

Harris would probably have nominated a white supremacist too, so we were doomed either way.

Could live in China.

Every last homie?

Looks like a way to paint your beliefs as the good ones, and if you have to enforce them on everyone else for their own good, so be it.

I think the difference is we already had Trump as President. Thinking he might be good now is admitting you have no idea how he was the first time.

Got it.

Yeah, this one landed very badly. I try to find balance between too obvious and too cryptic. I figured I would get knee jerk reactions but it seems even when pointing the second part out readers don’t get it.

If almost everyone is confused by your joke, you didn’t tell it well.