IRS agent: You have thousands of dollars of overdue taxes
Me: This too shall pass
IRS agent: You have thousands of dollars of overdue taxes
Me: This too shall pass
I had a really similar thing to to me when I was 8, I remember rushing to the toilet to poop and as soon as the door closed i filled my pants. I tried cleaning it up then went back to play with my friend and his little brother. His grandma then came into the room and was like “Did little brothers name poop his pants?” Then checked, I’m pretty sure she just left after that too lol.
Everytime I finally go through my saved posts again it’s like uncovering a treasure trove of cool stuff
So dangerous nobody even knows what it looks like
Honestly I print like that too, but to be fair I’ve only printed things out like 5 times from back in primary school
Is this that girl that Biden took the black out of in 2023?
Hmmm yes I will make sure to stop having sex with my great abundance of girlfriends
If you can’t avoid an Infrared Homing AGM-65 Maverick Missile should you really be on the road?
That’s not an opinion it’s a fact 🤓☝️
I just had a very delicious bowl of spaghetti, mind you!
I think most people would agree with this besides the people who are doing this themselves.
Merry marriage aniversery
I live in the tropics so my water comes heated 😎
Definitely just beginner bottle’s lol, but I’ve been drinking so much more water now that I just have one around me all the time, I’ve had like 5 bottles of water today!
Like how Florida is going to teach how slavery benefited black people
You’re just making things up in you’re head and getting angry at them.
I’ve had 2 bottles of tap water today
If I had that you could call it chronic pain
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