Year One

The former

School started teaching us when I was 11 but I had learned a few things before that, mainly from video games

Cowards

Nah, I think my 30s are looking better now that I have a good job and the right meds.

I got a pen after 5 years at my old company. I guess it’s a nice pen, but still just a pen.

Year One is fucking hilarious!

I did this last in 2020. RIP my old mitsubishi.

()()(/\)()()(\/)

They no longer have to poop.

cd … ls cd … ls cd … ls cd … ls

Now we’re talking

Sadly no

UwUntu

Have you tried sucking a 25 year old to test it? You never know unless you try.

Bug

(seriously tho, looks like some kind of weevil)

Gynosexual? I would say I fit into this category as well, but I just say I’m bi with a female preference.

Stellaris

“We’re raising our hourly rates”