This is why you never sleep with a tech priest

The popular vote be damned

Either way, from our perspective, the universe is going to kill everything it’s creating. Lol. It’s gotta get that prestige

I spent a lot of time near creeks and lakes as a kid and lived an hour from the Gulf of Mexico. As I got older, I got to experience the great lakes, which is the only thing I’ve experienced that’s land-locked and resembles oceans and beaches.

They look pretty horny. Might want to watch out

Just wait until you hear about The Big Crunch

That’s not true. Where I live now, the beach is an hour or two away, and an hour or two from farmland. There’s all kinds of areas in the southern US like that. And to-be-fair, I’m counting the Gulf of Mexico as ocean lol

I was in the navy, so i spent too much time at beaches and the ocean

But the ocean?

Ah fuck, buddy. That was almost ten years ago

It’s weird to think about that there’s people who live so far inland that they’ve never seen a beach with their own eyes

Much closer

A kid got fired for finding a pen on the ground. Person returned for the pen and then called corporate claiming the kid stole the pen

When I worked at a movie theater, I had a customer refund their tickets because of the actors with British accents

This controller had rotators for movement with the paddle. You could perform 3-dimensiol movement while a auxiliary action command was available. At the time, it was top-of-the-line, but it also came out when Atari consoles were on their way out

Too much copium, my friend

So missiles. They’re launching missiles…

Yes. Best Atari controllers for atari consoles. You are right in that regard. Keyboard and mouse still win in every other comparison

I don’t run and would still never advise wool

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