Rumpus Room? High, out of the way, windows, so the kids can go ham without breaking them?

I dunno if you’re talking about the Simpsons, but in season 14, the episode about Rock Camp, Homer eats a pill off the cabin floor & talks to Jesus over in the corner.

“Coming this fall… wacky hi-jinx ensue as two men enlist the help of a fish to convince their bigoted neighborhood they’re not gay!!

Will the neighbors abandon their hurtful ignorance or will you be forced watch a man copulate with a fish purely for the sake of survival?

Find out Thursday evenings, coming this fall to the Hallmark Channel!”

Unless you accidentally punt the one that makes the toilet wine… then you’ll have a mess of alch-y chickens looking for your flask & going all puke-a-potamus all over your shoes.

Possum in the Graveyard… is that one where we stuck a possum in Ricky’s dishwasher & fed it nothing but circus peanuts til Ricky got back from jail?

That damn thing cut him up so bad 🤣 I’m a little sorry he lost an eye, but that was funny as hell.

And Gouda is short for Goudavid

Thanks! Was trying to get it to load off WiFi & it kept stalling on the credits after the logo so I never could see what movie it was.

Itch scratched.

Is that the entirety of a twilight movie?

Use a stack of pennies to derail a train full of chemicals.

It took me a minute to realize the monkey was pulling the gun out of the shirt, I thought he was aiming it at himself at first.

Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…

“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”

“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”

That’s brutal…

I went to a middle school that sat next to a farm. A number of our athletic matches were canceled due to the cows getting out and one was canceled because the farmer shot a coyote on our baseball field & left it.

“Jim has returned! But this time he brought us a live horse…. you think he’s still going to ask us to cater its funeral?”

How many roast quails can fit in a rotisserie chicken?

I think we’re still selling ourselves short here!

I hope you get giardia & die of crotch rot. May your colon slowly liquify & seep out of your anus until your death serves more purpose than your life.

I keep reading “Raя” in the Pink Panther’s voice & can’t quit laughing…

Don’t jinx us now… there are plenty of idiots in Washington willing to pay idiots to say the things they want said.

I’d wager this asshole would be willing to say a lot.

Yep. So full of shit. You’re the one who came into an Apple community talking about how awful apple is.

What did you expect to happen? I’m honestly curious how you came to the brilliant the conclusion that you would what? Find sympathy here? Solidarity for your plight?

Good luck out there. Given your take on Apple & Windows, might I suggest Linux? Or is that too shitty for your liking to?

Well good for you pal, sounds like you’re just full of shit!