I imagine the implementation would cost them more than the fine…
I imagine the implementation would cost them more than the fine…
Not even a tithe.
We know from decades of successful prison operations that the only way to keep him safe is in solitary, where he can speak to nobody.
This is bad form all around… like, yeah, be a parent and love your kids more than yourself.
Even if you are incapable of that, at least be smart enough to not be shitty to the people who will pick your nursing home.
“Mmm…look at that profile! This is why I don’t skip fin day!”
You can resolve the paradox by remembering that MAGA isn’t arguing anything in good faith. At all.
Instructions unclear…JD runs toward the gallows
I imagine being kidnapped is a pretty traumatic event, and it’s pretty easy to gaslight a child even if they haven’t been traumatized. If every adult in your life keeps telling you you imagined something or dreamed it, it probably sticks after a few years.
“…but now that I’ve made this statement, none of it matters because my constituents will forget about this deliberately, just as they did the 62 law suits that proved the Golden Calf lost in 2020.”
Damn…I was looking forward to my future as a Burgundian
Trying to use the Principal of Charity, it was probably just that one or more counties pushed a version of the form out from after the Republican convention, but before the Democratic one.
I’m fairly confident that if it was done with malice, they’ll figure it out in short order and handle it accordingly. Despite what Republicans want to think, there are a good number of fraud protections built into the system…if there weren’t, it would be easier and more effective for Ryssia/China/Iran/whoever else to directly hack the system than to spend the time and money paying people to shitpost devisive political garbage for months leading up to the election.
I mean, casual observation seems to show that to about 1/2 the electorate, being descent is, or at the very least should be punishable by death.
“It’s OK guys, he was trying to go to a library and got the address wrong”
His fans think he’s under protection from God, and everyone else would respond somewhere between relieved and elated.
Things the government should have lists of:
people who own guns
Political opponents
I’m worried it would fuck his mind so bad he’d start making sense /s
Shut the front door!
So inclusive of Trump to accept her! /s
They stopped making those…it was cutting into shareholder profits.