Bells sold to Sapporo, and now Kellogg’s to Fererro. Southwest Michigan is being bought out.

Zero Palestinian lives were saved.

How the fuck do you know? Are you somehow able to see an alternate reality where there is no leftist opposition to this?

Power outage

I popped in there not too long ago and got stuck in the Drive-Thru with like 20 bazillion trucks. Thought it was odd, and then I saw the beef Tallow sign and put two and two together that Steak and shake had entered the culture wars

Coke-gratulations! Sobriety is a tough one once we’re captured.

Try to limit it as much as possible. But I’ve worked out a situation where I can get them to agree to a timer. So I set a timer for whatever we agree upon on my phone and when the timer goes off TV is all done

Good

I got one from buttigeig the other day. I was like oh f*** he’s running

Start your own cooking show then a******

FUCK yeah

“Uhhh, my stop is right here”

gets off bus

They’re trying to open a car wash by a nature preserve in my town. We already have like 15 f****** car washes

Probably General Public’s first album, “All The Rage”

That sounds amazing

Watch “Swordfish” and have a good laugh

Daisy did nothing wrong

Wish I could do that with the in-laws

That’s cool as hell. You should get one of those tiny kilns they sell online and you can make your own using century old inspiration. I’d buy one.

Sleeping with your eyes open is S-tier