My initial read of this was, “tornadoes and potatoes” and I prefer that read now.

Does it say they do need them? Just making an educated guess that the uneducated shill is wrong.

Dude said it’s original.

This has to be the most indepth copy-pasta I’ve seen lately. Well done.

This sounds too real. I would absolutely expect the bullseye store to do exactly this.

EVERYBODY!

In the middle of our house

This is how we know who the president is. Drumpf is notoriously prohibitionist and has said his kids never do that kind of stuff (yeah, I know, it’s Taco timmy saying it). But Ellen here shows off he doesn’t care. There is no veil anymore, just the rich showing how much they need to be eaten.

That’s actually not why billions of people are using them. In fact, I would bet that a quick survey would show most people using ai aren’t even considering accuracy. But, you could always ask ai and see what it says, I guess…

What do I do if mine’s not on here? What kind of mid-life-crisis is this?

We can name in the A.c.h.o.o., which stands for achoo, and it’s just Earl going in and out of the airlock and sneezing at planets.

Please mark all entries in alphabetical order for proper indexing; this can be filed as: Shit Sherlock, No

I thought they were the “Keep government out of my body!” party. Seems like a lot of bending over for Uncle Sam’s schlong going on. What happened to “the right to choose which vaccines we take”?

Pictured: “You’re fired Elon! Now get outta hea’!” Not-pictured: “Was that a good take, Mr. Musk? We can do it again if you want.”

So… draw out your response and either say “Actually, Hitler was also a moron.” or “You’re right, Hitler was way smarter.” Otherwise you’re responding to something I didn’t say.

Hitler was Einstein compared to anyone in the U.S. admin right now. I mean, fuck Hitler, but he wasn’t a dumbass.

My initial reaction was it’s not true at my local Mexican tavern, but then I remembered Crackerbarrel is almost always on the left and I don’t think it can get more white than a barrel full of crackers.

American here. Please, EU, for the world’s sake, make him fold like a flip phone!

Reminds me of the post from the cat owner who hear a noise and first reaction was, “I’m going to shove my finger so far up your little asshole!” because they thought their cat was up to mischief again only to later realize they unintentionally scarred a burglar for life.