actually, maybe that’s more terrifying if everyone just let’s this voyage happen thinking it’s just a bunch idiots about to kill themselves.

. . . and then something survives anyway

Breaking up in the atmosphere (any atmosphere) typically involves a large amount of heat, those cultists might be a little disappointed in their dead bacteria

How many times have impeached the Orange Cunt again? At this point they are about as meaningful as XBox achievments

I am asleep a 21:00 like clockwork, so WHY IN THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK AM I WIDE AWAKE AT 23:00!!! Fuck you brain, you stupid loud, anxiety riddled bitch

What’s a guillotine if not an axe put on rails and dropped from the heavens

PSP, Gameboy, 3DS, etc. all very pocketable without trying to reinvent the entire wheel like this goofy thing. And I suspect either the phone or the gameing aspect of this will be severely neglected as a result.

That said though, if anyone is going to make a folding screen handheld (phonsole?), Samsung is probably the best one to do it considering their history with folding phones.

Turbo-Charged heart

Somebody 100% jizzed on that serving platter

Friendly reminder that guillotines aren’t particularly difficult to make.

This headline can mean some wildly different things if you don’t know the context

oh no, anyways . . .

The irony of calling yourself ARC

I heard this concept somewhere once of “Technical Debt” wherein a thing gets made and it works really well but then it gets updated or new features are added and something breaks, but rather than tear the whole thing apart to fix the issue, a patch or bandaid gets slapped on to ship the thing. Then the next update comes along and this time it takes two bandaids, one to ‘fix’ the new problem and one to keep the old bandaid on. The next update takes three bandaids, then four . . . and so on. The accumulation of all these bandaids is known as the Technical Debt, and it must always be repaid, somehow, someday.

Microsoft stubbornly refuses to repay their technical debt at all costs, Apple is terrified of letting anyone ever get even a glimpse of their mountain of technical debt, and Linux bathes in a weird soup of refusing to let technical debt even happen and dispensing bandaids so fast they make the RedCross look like a joke.

The system does not work against those that simultaneously run the system and do not recognize the system

Sounds like its time to completely flood Reddit with ‘bannable’ content

I think it probably has far more to do with phonetics and the ways different sounds carry emotion than with the gender identity we insist upon associating with specific words

Can’t be any climate change if there is no one to report the climate change

Hasn’t this been in the works for like 5 years

Don’t think anyone has ever really disagreed on this

Yall can’t just not buy American goods, imagine what will happen to the poor wittle US economy