I can say at least I understand martial arts, even if it’s not my thing, because there’s so much artistry in that and it’s a full body thing whereas boxing is basically just too dudes punching each other. Hit me up when the fighters start using Instant Transmission and Special Beam Cannon and I’ll give it another look

It’s really not that serious

When someone says “I was living in a sex avalanche” on the internet it’s hard for me to take them seriously, that’s all

Oh fuck off

I prefer the one where they’re smiling through tears as they both simultaneously eat Vladimir Putin’s asshole while he beats them with a bundle of reeds

This sounds like a cult

He definitely plans on becoming a sandworm

The King’s Speech

…Boris Johnson said this?

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE

It fits with his shirtless pics a couple years ago

Free gun fuck yeah

Lost my job thanks to #2, and a little bit of #3

Hell I’d cover the dog bowl

Pirates of The Caribbean

And one day he will have his revenge

Oh wow I didn’t realize Jupiter is actually pretty and not just a tan streaky ball

Can someone just tell me which is the good one and which is the bad one for convenience

I really liked when a marvel projects were just uncommon enough that each movie was an event, in the avengers 1 days. I’d like to see a return to that and something similar with Star Wars. These big companies and CEO’s have no concept of over—saturation and franchise-fatigue

Don’t forget to wash your balls