I’m too food motivated for this

That’s the product, OP’s pic is the process

Just gotta show what those fingers can do

Translation for the text in the image:

I work everyday just for a few stinking dollars to the point my heart is fucking shutting down

I speak Tumblr, I can help.

copywriteddad wrote a post about a character feeling like a fantastical steampunk machine out of coal. Someone reblogged it making fun of them saying a steampunk machine is out of coal (instead of steam, I suppose) in the tags. Imagine quote tweeting but just adding tags. However tags on Tumblr doesn’t readily show up so copywriteddad screenshoted it in order to reply. The other user doubles down, publicly this time, so copywriteddad have to point out coal is needed to boil water in steampunk.

I guess that’s why he’s more focused on the magnets and such since that’s where the innovation lies.

I checked out the website and the basic principle is that you can type words with “chords” or a specific combination of keys. The wikipedia page for Chorded keyboard has their product as an example on it.

Gazelles talking shit about lions and them going “that’s a lot of talk coming from someone within hunting distance”

The common denominator is us, the humans

We Stand on Guard

Thanks, Satan

They definitely sound funny even pressurised hehe

Isekai, Japanese for different world, is a genre of media usually about someone being teleported from the mundane world to a fantastical one.

The rug under the chest is my favourite. I’m gonna give my players more trust issues, thank you

Borchert, Borchert, loved computers more than women’s butts or hooters.

Never been so stressed about shapes and lines and Auckland otherwise lol

The tiktaalik that though leaving the waters is a good idea, or the monke that thought walking up right is a good idea

New speed walking meta just dropped

The STALKER series have very good atmosphere

That’s the duckiest platypus I’ve ever seen