You own the figure in the game, but don’t delude yourself into thinking you actually own this game. We reserve the right to remove your access to your property at our own discretion

I was real excited for this game but once it came out, it doesn’t seem to deliver on any of the things I was hyped about

Look at Mr Privileged over here

Colonial Nebraska

No ketchup

Just sauce

Raw sauce

Do you try cooking the oats, or just cold soak?

Oat milk in coffee is delightful. I find almond milk a bit too “non-present” I can’t think of a better word

Is that The Loveland Frogman?

Someone should point out to most of the right wingers that FEMA is socialism

Dumbest music organizer I know of.

Aren’t you worried about accidentally blocking information about Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration?

My wife will be so excited to see this post, she might even use the bidet

In a row?!?

She dead, so very short line. Also cremated, so it’s quick!

Explains my urge to eat my wife’s ass

What router are you using that legit requires a password for access?

Yeah, but is the function for 1 over odd numbers, or 1 over prime numbers …

School Bus: look at this cool hat I found

I was going to say, even if the bus was over the limit on weight for this thing it wouldn’t clear the roof, but then you said that at the end.

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