ThrowawayPermanente

TFW you see a bacon double cheeseburger for the first time

TFW you see a bacone double cheeseburger for the first time

Yeah things must be hard in the US these days

Freedom vs tradition. Which side are you on?

Fine, it’s both

Cheap ones unless it’s something I use a lot, then I pry the wallet open

Jaja no, la republica

Buenos días desde Panamá!

Green tea. So green it glows in the dark.

Also Stalin, for convincing my parents to move to the UK

Same as it ever was

If it’s a real emergency you should be calling 911, not me.

Waterpik is also the bomb

Moved closer to work?

I saw a horn and I honked it. I’m not sorry.

They’ll need to add a roof to the cage if the Home Run Bat is going to be included. And it had better be included.

There are rules in Sweden, and consequences for breaking them.

This is amazing, thanks!

2 seconds after launch, every time

Chad Soviet architecture enjoyer