Hope you enjoy the fallout that a large unvaccinated population causes even in those who are vaccinated

I’m no lemonologist but it looks like it could maybe be a very severe case of Citrus Bud Mites: https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/384904-Aceria-sheldoni

In English for the Germanically disinclined:

Real Vanity Fair image, in case you were curious like me. From this article, about a quarter of the way down (on mobile at least): https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/donald-trump-wins-presidential-election-2024?srsltid=AfmBOoqLRfHo70JfvoeZaBIJqUpWHxf0nO_UKHUatbC_cgIqMWF3_dU9

Now this is shitposting

Thank you :)

Did you instruct it to give that 1000-yard stare or does it just naturally associate that with what it’s wrought here

That was actually very clever

Introducing the latest battery chemistry: very high rocks!

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Nah, delete this

Is this a whoosh or is this some sort of 4D chess whoosh beyond the whoosh moment

Incredible

I want this for you so bad

The duality of fan

Been there! No sweat, was just checking open source documentation standards hadn’t gotten ridiculously high recently 🙃

I feel like their documentation is pretty solid…?

Why did you use this meme template and then make literally no reference to its conversation