It’s a wonderful game with one fatal flaw: it’s too late to kick someone when they call me cringe for saving Doretta’s head

Enough of it might wipe out all transmission vectors

They’re equating voting Democrat with being part of the DNC’s push to the right. At least that’s the only sense I can make of it

🤯

Puzzmo.com is great

Being chained up by ones arms like that is supposed to be excruciatingly painful. The sarcasm probably doesn’t hurt more

He bit multiple babies in a Halloween rampage!

But it clearly says lunar eclipse

It’s a lunar eclipse, the Earth is eclipsing the moon, preventing it from reflecting the light of the sun

Sprinkles

https://ff8isthe.best/

I’m choosing to believe that he is missing all his fingers on his right hand from fighting the bird for previous crackers

To reach the top shelf

Hell yeah

Tucker is on record that he wants a government that loves him like a parent and takes care of him

An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge has entered the chat

It’s like attack dog training for larger dogs where there’s a person in a big padded suit that the dogs can bite and hang onto. But small because weiner dogs

The cap is insane, had no idea about it until I was fortunate enough to hit it and I had to ask HR if there was an error. It’s a blatant giveaway to high earners