Got forbid people being fans of pop and vaguely recognising album covers…

You wouldn’t bring a dog to a horse fight.

Meh. Strongly derivative work, and they kept reinventing the wheel.

We know we’ve caused itch and the game developers financial losses, but be assured that we have contacted them to offer our biggest, most sincere apologies.

Fuck them. Time to sue.

This is so dumb I love it

Two birds and a fish

You can still buy him made of chicle.

What’s with all the downvotes?

If you’re still in 2024, you’re already behind. Get on with the times and start grinding. DM for a link to my weebinar and 5% discount on my eebook.

Yes, the floor has to be bigger than the chair.

Pop stars are just the pretty faces in front of the behemoths that are the music labels. These labels are absolutely very politically powerful. Do you think Taylor Swift for rich by paying her staff fair salaries? The cleaning people from the concert venues, the bartenders, the people taking your tickets, etc, they all earned little crumbs while Swift, the venue, and the label made the big bucks.

No one becomes a billionaire by paying fair wages.

I’m pretty sure that’s the point. The oil heads are a dying breed and they are happy to jump off the dying ship and totally rebrand. And even got so much free publicity.

They’re very hard to come by, because usually it stays in the family.

It’s inherited alright, just not through DNA.

I guess you’ll like this video: https://youtu.be/Lwj_xBTNJ4I

Do you know how many times I’ve forgotten I put some water on for heating? Sometimes 3 times in a row? My life depends on the automatic shut off 🥹

My electric keg broke after about 7 years 🥹 Trying to decide between buying a reliable one or a second hand one. Or both?

God forbid anyone taking a different path in life than you…

My internalised homophobia definitely thought homophobia was comedy gold back in the day…

They could at least fax you the checks to your home fax machine for convenience.