Thank you. We see Americans out here complaining about their abusive relationships with their presidents but no one willing to leave our ultimate Abuser.

I have yet to say “meh” when children are raped or “meh” when I give them cancer. I should be running this bitch.

Are all paisleys fractals?

It’s how I got my office an amazing deal on Arch Enterprise

Genocide’s a dealbreaker but I encourage swingstaters to vote Harris

I don’t get it

I haven’t laughed so hard at a comment in I bit. I can hear you spitting this at me like.

I know a parent who has said essentially this. To two separate problems their child faced. It breaks me.

What’s the upside down Z-Library icon in the lower left for YT?

Dividing by zero

still makes more sense to me than a lower-number-means-warmer-temperature scale.

Sometimes English feels like the lost-sock bin in an apartment building’s laundry room (yes, “kingly”, “regal”, “royal”, and “queenly” are almost synonyms), but I’m delighted to learn English borrowed “formic” along the way.

Filing your staircase mnemonic in my mind right next to this banger for the Great Lakes.

Better fire up the ol YouTube machine and search for is Biden actually satin or q real drops

Oh phew. I was really hoping to find out what some 18th-century British-Empire traitor’s hot take was.

You’re wrong. They also do this in North Korea.

I thought so too. Until I saw Bloomberg try.

Well I was raised in a world where at least a few public school teachers and grownups said, inter alia, that:

• “[The United States of] America’s the best country on Earth”, and that
• “In [the United States of] America, any citizen can become president”.

The person smoking weed next to me with skin darker than my own, yes.

True, but I feel like in these discussions I really need to know which fruit it was that God was chatting with Great-Grandma about that afternoon.

I feared Trump a lot less after Bush broke me. I fear another Trump less even. Younger, more idealistic me would vomit with disappointment in my shrugging and sighing instead of seething and yelling.

Sometimes I attend 12-step meetings again for social reasons or friendly support or job hunting and even the boilerplate texts will still make me be like “What in the tarnation?” Like literal tarnation.