And they’re at an advantage, greed is easier to organize. Keep fighting the good fight, everyone ✊

She keeping them filled tight if you know what I mean

I actually think it would be pretty painful having all the knowledge.

Lemon

Ok I’m confused about what the map photo means now. It’s raining inland. Is it raining salt inland?

It’s a nice thought, wonder if it’s true. If that translates well in reality. Might be more appropriate as hobbies and other ways to fill one’s time.

Jesus lol

Like it was with Netflix, the password sharing crackdown is a necessary evil. The former wild west left potentially billions of dollars and millions of subscriptions on the table. Netflix added roughly six million subscribers in the first quarter following the program’s rollout. The options are also (slowly) pushing more users to the ad-supported plan, which generates more average revenue/member (ARM).

Ugh 🤮 I was hoping people would be more defiant than this.

Right out the gate with

At a New York Times Climate Forward event, Kevin D. Roberts said climate change amounted to a “hot year.”

Do they not realize that makes themselves look bad for performing someone like that at a climate event? We’re looking for solutions.

1996: Librarians are pressured to take Harry Potter books off the shelves due to the nation having a bad gut feeling about J.K. Rowling.

When reached for comment, a spokesperson for the Harris-Walz campaign denied the governor had ever lost his temper and told anyone to hold their horses.

beats to concentrate/relax to

Beats to study/relax to

He can’t picture someone having community and love, and caring about issues that might not affect them directly for selfish reasons.

“The idea that we would work together is ridiculous,” said the CEOs of both companies in perfect unison, “we only care about what is best for our money providers… I mean beloved customers.”

America’s penis will be the last thing poking outta the water.

At press time, after trying several more Zoltar machines, Shapiro claims to be turning to darker magic in a desperate attempt to grow but without a soul to sell, he is stuck being a teeny wittle boy.

God they’re good

“It’s outrageous that these devices are allowed to perpetuate lies,” said Shapiro, standing on his tippy toes. “I paid a quarter, an American quarter, to a machine that was probably manufactured in China. I made my wish. I spoke clearly and with authority. I said ‘I wish I was big.’ The machine started laughing at me and then deposited a piece of paper for me to read that said, ‘Your wish has not been granted.’ I climbed down off the box I take everywhere with me and I left the carnival right there and then. Stay tuned for seven or eight more podcasts about this exact situation.”

You calling me a forking slot?