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The term you’re looking for is holy…

big worm brain

Don’t worry, the worms will protect your brain…

I picked up a copy of Overload somewhere on the high seas. The graphics on that game are so intense that my poor little laptop can only get like 3 frames per second at its absolute lowest resolution and quality settings ☹️

Maybe one day I’ll get a better system worthy of high end games. It’s just not high on my priorities list now, as I don’t play games nearly as often as I did in my teens and 20s.

Earth to Elon: Time is money you rich prick.

At least they were nice enough to leave it on bricks so they can still get a jack underneath it 😂

Granted that this isn’t microwave related, but it’s definitely popcorn related. Have you ever heard of a popcorn cannon? They’re designed to even be able to pop regular corn right off the cob…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WZCR2t5C11g

The first uses of the hypotenuse theorem came centuries before Pythagoras, unknown exactly when it came to be. Pythagoras just happens to be credited to be the first to document it.

http://5010.mathed.usu.edu/Fall2021/BDzierzon/history.html

Edit: Noting that the http site doesn’t seem to load in Android WebView mode, fuck Google Chrome, it loads in Firefox though.

We already have irrational fucks, they’re called politicians.

But were you called a pretty fuck or an ugly fuck?

I’ve been called pretty fucking ugly, sooo…

What in the flying fuck implies there must also be falling fucks, running fucks, swimming fucks, lazy fucks, and fucking fucks.

If I’m missing something here, please fucking let me know.

My roommate suggested using aluminum foil in place of the missing lid. Sounds good enough to me, good luck 👍

A little advice to add to this, if you’re gonna be adding more water while cooking to mitigate the excess evaporating water, add hot water, so as to not cool the soup prematurely while its cooking.

Also, make sure to run the vent fan over your stove, otherwise your kitchen will be extra humid.

Descent

Don’t worry, I put you back on the shelf with a higher price tag.

You

Oof, I hear you there. So the CAD software you use won’t run under WINE?

Oddly enough, I’ve repaired a plasma cutter controller system running CAD software from 1991, running under Microsoft Xenix of all things.

It probably ain’t too much of a stretch to get that software running under Linux, if only the company released their source code.

It was cheaper for them to keep their old stuff running than dump $20,000+ into a new updated system.

Who said I can’t figure out how to install Windows? I don’t want Windows anymore.

The very first thing I did when I got my laptop that shipped with Windows 10 was format it and install Linux.

It’s a shame that I can’t transfer the Windows key in the firmware to someone that could use it ☹️

Don’t forget the used tampons and toilet paper