That number still remains at zero.

Don’t go to the soup Nazi though. Make him mad and it’s no soup for you!

James Taylor

Where are the cavemen?

What home field advantage?

It’s basically for the same reason stores charge $19.99 instead of $20.

East? I thought you said weast.

That’s my body! I don’t know you!

Did Garfield eat lasagna again?

In MLB, the National League and American League didn’t have unified rules until 2022, when the National League finally adopted the designated hitter rule.

Deal! Deal!

Sucker, I just got a free wooden horse. What an idiot trading that away.

The Doritos Locos taco at Taco Bell has been around longer than the Confederate States of America ever was.

Did AI make this?

And the name of this country is now, ugh, Bonerland.

1. He’ll say that he did it

2. The media will treat it as gospel

3. People will believe it

Not listed: prices actually coming down

How do you feel about your team’s execution?

It really didn’t want to go to Sierra Leone.

Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones. It’s a song about banging a slave, but I didn’t know that as a kid.

Joe Exotic?