i hate soup
Don’t use drugs. It will destroy your life.
By that, I mean the state and corporations will destroy your life for using drugs. How dare you buy illegal devil street heroin because your doctors stopped prescribing you totally reasonably priced and non-addictive Oxycodone® (which your insurance declined to even subsidize) for your spinal injury from when you got hit by an oversized gas guzzling pickup truck going 2mph
My employer provides us with a “tech allowance” as a bonus every month
It’s not enough to buy a barely functional work laptop, but you can “buy a laptop” through them, and then forfeit the bonus until it’s “paid off”
I’m kinda awful with money, so I pretty much need every cent I can get. That bonus goes towards keeping my head above water in the debt trap I’m in.
So my “work computer” which requires their spyware antivirus to be installed is a virtual machine. It’s been two years and no complaints so far. Great antivirus.
hey hey hi there mr tony
Here are all the people who deployed me
Is this like getting banned from an escape room because you brought (and used) a live grenade to solve the puzzle
(I think they have a strict no-grenades-from-home policy, usually)
Are these MF DOOM lyrics
America sneezes, the world catches a drone strike or something
Sure whatever
Will they stop dropping bombs on civilians in Gaza now?
“Hey Bob, you’ve worked on the Linux kernel before, can you handle this CPU scheduler problem we’re having? Shouldn’t take you too long. We need it done before lunch”
did you really give the robots a slur to use on us
Any time I hear about a hammer being used as a weapon I just immediately think about this:
Oh that kind of bass
They really selling musical instruments out of there?
sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
Make sure you service pet dogs every 10k barks
give pregnant mums zyn
remember to be back by 12:30 for the standup at 12:45
you should have finished eating by then
I assume it’s a typo since it’s not capitalized nor in the community name
I’m not brave enough to verify. If it turns out to stand for ferret or something, I don’t think I could survive seeing that.
I feel like saying the full thing relieves some of the stress caused by said unfucked shit
they didn’t have to do that but they did it anyway
this is how history is made
beautiful actually
I’m confused
Surely if you can make something smaller, you could make it fit inside anything bigger than it?
Or do I not have the assumptions down?
Do the lines count as “borders”?
So Like Q,R,O,A etc. have “holes” but Z, X, I, L etc are just lines with no enclosure
That would make sense
I thought maybe the rules were if you spray paint a huge L on the wall you could draw a little L on it with chalk when it dries
Sorry , just thinking out loud