It’s a riddle. It was made of ice.
Imagine the frostbite
You mean a freezejob, aka rimfreeze
Their assets were first frozen then liquidated.
I like how he clarifies that he lives alone.
“Sure, one of my roommates could have come in and poked around in my butthole while I was sleeping. But no one was in a position to do such a thing.”
Occam’s razor and all that
Occam’s buttplug
It’s always in there
Hey I had a roommate that would steal my inserted butt plugs while I was sleeping.
And then what?
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Buttplug fairy takes the buttplug and leaves you with a shart.
Know your local mythology.
Shart Fariy 🧚💩
The more timid subspecies of the feared diarrhea-jet-superpropulsion fairy.
Some say a mere glance of this fairy can have you leave orbit!
Anon needs to go to a hospital soon
but sadly, Anon is American
The worst condition of them all.
No shit.
Literally.
for OOP, yes
Object Oriented Programmers never poop? Interesting.
exactly. neither do Online Only People. interestingly, Poop&Online Only People (POOP), even though they are very similar to OOP, do, in fact, poop.
Better get an MRI to look for it
Must have been the wind
Did it have a flared end?
If yes:
It’s in the toilet, he sleep walked and took a shit and doesn’t remember.
or
He pooped it out while sleeping and his dog ate it.
If no:
Butt plug goblins.
They can be warded away with a metamucil potion.
Way worse than your dog eating your homework
Have you checked for any holes in your wall? Maybe you coughed or sneezed while sleeping.
Or if there are multiple holes in the walls shine a laser though the holes to get the butt plug trajectory.
Do people actually do this?
I do yea
Maybe? This came from 4Chan so it’s very possible it could be entirely made up lol
Made up aaaaand?
Attracted to the same gender
People aren’t buying all those butt plugs for decoration. People fall asleep. I don’t imagine many people sleep with them on purpose, but certaintly possible to pass out with a butt plug in place.
Sorry, I thought the implication was that someone intentionally slept with one in. I don’t know how you’d sleep like that.
falling asleep is the easy part, the hard part is waking up with a sore asshole knowing you need to make it worse to make it better
That’s why hard plugs are for short periods of fun times, and soft plugs are for all day / all night usage.
Speaking from experience.
wait until you find out about chastity
I’m aware of it, though I wish I wasn’t. I’m in to some weird shit but that’s too much for me. I think I’d prefer the butt plug.
fascinating. I would think someone would be more keen to engage in chastity, than penetrables, but to each their own i suppose.
It’s too much control or trust to place in another person. Even If I didn’t have trust issues, It’s not something I’d ever be comfortable with. Like you said, to each their own however.
that’s fair, though nobody said you had to involve other people, that’s just a particularly common and relevant practice. But yes ultimately at the end of the day, it only matters what we care, and don’t care for. I just find it interesting knowing why people care about certain things over others.
Mmmm, that’s some fresh greentext too!
So fresh it’s still green
